…. So I am in a beautiful 5* resort in the heart of the jungle in Vietnam sipping my drink in the pool at the swim up bar (this is one of my favourite joys on holiday) when I feel something uncomfortable. I look down and nestled into my swimsuit (actually inside my bra portion) is a cockroach the size of a small raccoon!
I screamed so loud it prompted a fellow holidaymaker to ask if there was a shark in the pool.
Needless to say, many units of alcohol are to be consumed afterwards.